28st
June 2008
New page over at The
Twerp. For those not in the know, Twerp is almost like
a 'paper' equivalent of IQ - i.e. nuggets of weird.
Should be finished with the album by the end of july, so will be
sending it off for mastering. Woo! Worked intensively on it for
a few weeks now, and I'm pretty happy with it. Being I end
up hating most of my stuff, that in itself is something out of
the ordinary. I do wonder how it'll be received...
New website coming soon to coincide with the album release and
because I'm bored shitless with this one. :)

24rd
May 2008
People like you should check out emerging creative hub-end Cllct.
Tis a splendid musical community. 
20st
May 2008
'Nother new jam - "Porkle
Schnig", and a heartfelt foray into EMO with
"You Don't Care :,-(" Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster. 
27rd
April 2008
New jam - "Gonk Logic" . 
23th
April 2008
Technology is a dangerous thing. Binary escapism, it has fantastic
potential to waste precious time with the trivial-beyond-belief.
You may have noticed, if you're one of my more observant visitors,
that there is now a Twitter feed
a' sitting there. Quite why I am still trying to figure out, but
I suspect it has something to do with cogs and clockwork.
Musicness - Ooooohoho, this album...
I've got a trumpet
player coming in june, a couple of vocalists
vocalising, a harmonica player ready to squeek his harp out, a new
subwoofer and
I've just bought Garritan's stradivari.
I tell you man, it couldn't be going off more unless I was hub-spinning
bling-merchant, yo, and the chances of that are decidely slim.
11rd
March 2008
Due to persistent attempts by shameless individuals to sell my
old PS2 stuff,
I've re-released it
all online. Been meaning to do so for some time, but finally got
round to it on the weekend.
"Werks" was a CDR collection
of all the Iq stuff up to 2005 - "Lotek beats for the impatient", "Spidergram" and "Problematika" -
all sewn together in a flumptious format. And now it comes to you
made of digital wonk.
You're still
reading? Well how quaint. Here's a little info about it just for
you. Werks was essentially an attempt to draw a line in the sand.
After an hiatus enforced by the total collapse of the studio, I
had taken stock of things, bought new beeping objects with which
to create bendy unjazz, and I foolishly thought I'd reached a
musical plateau. "From hereon, it's all within these
parameters", I had concluded whilst nonchalantly flicking ash
from my cigarillo one afternoon.
Simpleton that I am. It never ever stops unfolding, even if you'd
like it to...
So yes, as an album Werks is random,
glitched to fuckery and pretty rough round the edges, but, in my
humble opinion, worth a listen just to chart the development.
Enjoy! And do so for
free... *narrows eyes*
8rd
March 2008
Well fuck me backwards with a loaf, the
nice chaps who run fantoom wanted
to ask questions in an interview format. Holy pissflaps!
Why, it's almost as if someone
actually
cares.
AND there
was package on the doorstep tonight with a long-ago-ordered Man
Man t-shirt, so as days go, it really couldn't get
much better. I've loved Man Man a huge great deal a big long time
and wait like a hyper-toddler for the new long
player.
11st
February 2008
A couple of Iq tunes - 'Our man on the inside',
'C'est de la bombe de la balle' - will feature on cookshop's
2nd soundbites cd.
Set for release in just under a months time, it costs but a few
pennies and is fat with goodment.
Iq is also amongst
the winners of a remix comp
for electronica trio Octavcat.
They'll be coming up with some videos for the winning mixes, so
it'll be interesting to see the music translated visually.
Work on the album 'The future sound
of yesterday' continues, with the list of misguided collaborators
slowly lengthening. 2 Singles precede the long player which will
see the light of day in april 2009. 
23th
November 2007
Well, finally it looks like the hard work
is beginning to pay off. Been talking to Cookshop,
and they've confirmed that the album, and possibly more besides,
is going ahead in 2008. From the horse's mouth:
"We're pleased to announce that long-term
collaborator Implosion Quintet will be dropping an album on Cookshop
featuring an astonishing amalgamation of sounds and influences..."
As well as,
"We dig what you're doing, as do alot of
other folks, and think an Iq album is definitely worth investing
some time/dollar into!"
Well, how nice, how positively fucking splendid! There's
also talk of either some kind of EP or 7", but it's
too early yet to say yet. I'm hoping it'll get released sometime
around summer/autumn next year.
Additional to that, looks likely
a remix, done a few years back now actually, of nice chap Jay
Bharadia is going ahead. The final details of such
will of course be posted here, but Lumenessence have
a notoriously relaxed release schedule, so you're probably looking
at 2010... ;) 
30rd
October 2007
Working working working on the album, got
five tracks together now so it’s getting there. Last track was a real struggle to put
together, had problems with the drum recordings clipping and the
levels seem to take on a life of their own. But hopefully it’ll
all be worth it in the end.
A
random google search turned up one of the CDRs I sent out a good
few years back for sale... If you see any of the early work for
sale, get in touch. (Check out the Iq Discogs page
for the listings.) These tunes were all released under the same cc
license as the rest of my non-Cookshop work, so no-one should
be paying for them. If there are any of you who want copies of the
ps2 stuff comprising Werks,
get in touch and I’ll put together
a download.
12st
October 2007
New cellar tune
'A spanner in the works'.
7rd
October 2007
New cellar
session tune 'Creature' - hear me break out the slow-time
soulful balladeerism. You may also have noticed a brand spanking
new portrait of "us" now appearing on the site, and other choice
locations. About time one was done, really. A bigger version
can be found on the info page,
too, should that be in any way important.

25st
September 2007
Commodity is
go!
Yes indeed, tiny friends, the label is finally launched, and to
mark it there's a new EP for
free to thee so go see. 
9rd
September 2007
Yeeaauuh, 4 new tunes on the cellar
sessions page. I'm so busy it's like, fizzy
as a fucking boo ba, yo. Working on
album material too, so it's coming together.

19th
August 2007
Long time since there's been an update, and
that's largely due to work in the real world kind of taking over.
The cunt. However, patient listeners, there are a couple of good
bobbins for your gentle souls. First, check out the cellar
sessions page. You'll find
downloads of the jam sessions and a source of possible joy.
It's to be a regular thing, so you're advised to keep one eye
peeled at it.
Secondly I have, under the alias Le
Shonk, thanks to a mate at Thread
Design who designed the site, sold
a tune to shoe website Ospop.
They're a wicked little company who make nice feet-vehicles and,
more crucially, have their ethics in the right place. I'm proud
as papa as it's the first time I've ever got any cash for
the music, and I got a pair of the shoes too, so am doubly chuffed
like the nut. Plus there's a little media player bottom right in
the shape of a dinky cassette! Splendid.
Thirdly, and wis these
updates I'm really zpoiling
you, another side-project continues with surrealist
newspaper The
Twerp. Have yourselves a gander.

29th
June 2007
Good Lord, what the devil's going on with all
this crappy bitmap business? Well, it felt about time for a change,
and, to be honest, the last site made people expect minimal glitchtronica.
Now one knows from the outset that Iq is not a polished affair,
dear boy. And I'm just a sucker for crappy bitmaps.
More crucial, perhaps, is that Commodity is
being set up as a net label (well, it is at least the intention)
so ultimately it and Iq central needed to be split
up. Stay tuned for more astounding and captivating news regarding
that, o' millions of eager fans.

24th June 2007
Work has begun on the album which will
hopefully see the light of day in 2008. Rough plans are to release
it for cash, and an EP for free. Kind of a nice balance that way.
A couple of tracks have been uploaded to the superb Virb website.
Those of you still hanging about the diseased skank that is Myspace would
do well to move operations to Virb. That said, there are still
some tracks over at myspace for downloadage, because sometimes
the odd person gets in touch for something other than fucking
spam.

22th April 2007
Le Shonk minisite has been updated with a
few new tunes
 8th April 2007
Net EP for free for ye. "The
deep sound of Bobby Peru" is unleashed through
minimalist creative project Moov.
Tracklisting and artwork is included in the id3 tags, or here.
A mirror of
the EP features at Last.fm along with other exciting and wonderful
gifts.
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